30 Aug
2018
2018
![Fountain](https://i0.wp.com/unquietthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Fountain.jpg?resize=599%2C796&ssl=1)
Flashing My Fancy Knickers At This Apathetic Stone Fountain And Other Mundane Tales Of Desperation And Revenge
![Esteban Maroto](https://i0.wp.com/unquietthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/mo9_zpsxatvnurc.jpg?resize=600%2C869&ssl=1)
Just A Quick Detour Through This Graveyard In My Filmy Négligée And Other Tales Of Efficiency, Intrigue, and Intimatewear
![Lou Marchetti](https://i0.wp.com/unquietthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/PhenwickWomen27JoyceTheBeloved.jpg?resize=600%2C864&ssl=1)
Indulging My Perverse Paramour’s Fucking Tweety Bird Fetish Bullshit And Other Twisted Tales Of Terror And Tomfoolery
![George Ziel](https://i0.wp.com/unquietthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/George-Ziel.jpg?resize=599%2C748&ssl=1)
Surely This Rusted, Unlocked, Antique Gate Will Foretall That Hideous Fiend And Other Naive Tales Of The Rich, Beautiful, And Privileged
![Harry Barton](https://i0.wp.com/unquietthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Harry-Barton.jpg?resize=601%2C751&ssl=1)
What The Fuck Are You Looking At, Tree? And Other Salty Tales Of Irksome Annoyance
![Robert McGinnis](https://i0.wp.com/unquietthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Robert-McGinnis.jpg?resize=599%2C799&ssl=1)
A Poot In The Night; Or, How I Escaped The Clutches Of My Roguish Captor With Naught But A Gut Full Of Tacos And Refried Beans
![Harry Barton](https://i0.wp.com/unquietthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/harry-barton2.jpg?resize=601%2C751&ssl=1)
I Think I Left The Asparagus Risotto Simmering Gently On The Stove, and Other Spine-Tingling Tales of Culinary Consternation
![George Ziel2](https://i0.wp.com/unquietthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/George-Ziel2.jpg?resize=601%2C601&ssl=1)
Just Casually Harvesting Some Grain While The Murderer Gains On My Head Start, And Other Thrilling Tales Of Terror
![Lou Marchetti](https://i0.wp.com/unquietthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Lou-Marchetti2jpg.jpg?resize=601%2C408&ssl=1)
Funeral Plot Options And Why It’s Never Too Soon For End-Of-Life Planning, A Tale Of One Woman’s Practicality And Preparedness In The Face Of Immeasurable Horrors And Murder Most Foul
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Cordelia says
Your titles for the book are wondrous ;P