Things That Make Me Irrationally Angry

Of course, there are things in life that logically, make me very angry. Things that might be obvious, like systemic racism, or when a gross old white politician calls an awesome, empowered US representative a “fucking bitch,” or when an Instagram account amasses an enormous following built upon the uncredited work of other artists and creators. Maybe that last one is infuriating only to me, but I don’t feel it’s unreasonable!

Anyway, some of the stuff on the following list is really, really dumb. I know this! But I consider a cataloging of this sort to be a great exercise in ridding my head of junk and garbage, a clearing out of the nonsense in order to allow the important thoughts more room to grow and develop! It’s a bit cathartic, and, I think, a valuable practice.

So, here is a list of some things that make me irrationally angry. It feels good to get this stuff out of my system! You may not agree with everything below (I DID say some of was a little irrational) so please feel free to share a few of your own infuriating, absurd pet peeves in the comments.

😡Taking a bite of a sandwich and the entirety of its contents splorts messily out the back end

😡 Getting my head stuck in the neck-hole when I am trying to take a shirt off; conversely, trying to put on my underwear and somehow jamming my foot into the crotch, instead of the leg hole, and subsequently losing my balance.

😡 Washing dishes and hosing the front of my shirt; also when I am washing my face and the water runs up my arms as I am rinsing (this makes me so mad!)

😡 Checking Instagram and getting excited to see that I have fifty notifications but when I look closer, I find it’s because one weirdo had liked 49 different posts and then started following me.

😡 Seeing a notification that I have a new blog comment and then realizing that it’s a pingback to someone’s conspiracy theory blog post where they used a piece of art that I shared, totally out of context, and, while yes, they did link back to me, they spelled the name of my blog wrong. Keep my name out of your dumb mouths, conspiracy theorist bloggers!

😡 Seeing someone (usually a fashionable Instagrammer) exclaim, “that’s SO aesthetic!” Something can have aesthetic qualities, you can find its particular aesthetic pleasing, you can appreciate something for its aesthetic appeal (as opposed to say, its function)…but “aesthetic” is not an adjective that is synonymous with “chic”, or “beautiful”. To refer to the first dictionary entry that appears in a google search, it is either an adjective concerned with beauty or the appreciation of beauty, for example, “the pictures give great aesthetic pleasure” OR, a noun to signify a set of principles underlying and guiding the work of a particular artist or artistic movement, ie “the Cubist aesthetic.” So…taking that into consideration, what does one even mean when they assert that this, that, or the other thing is “so aesthetic”? That makes no damn sense.

😡 Magazine inserts falling out of magazines and landing on a scorchingly hot driveway when I am retrieving mail from the mailbox on a summer afternoon. This is especially irritating when I have just clipped my nails very short.

😡 A ten-second rainfall on a scorchingly hot summer afternoon (the smell of freshly dampened hot concrete is awful, ugh.)

😡 When I am getting exercise while walking around my neighborhood in the evening and I have to stop short because a car is coming. It’s 7 o’clock in the evening, dammit! Why are there people still driving around?? Everyone should be home asleep, except for me!

😡 When people invite me out to spend time together with them, but upon my arrival, I find out they have invited other people as well. I wanted to spend time with you one-on-one! This is not a nice surprise! If you had warned me ahead of time, I could have prepared myself, or (more likely) opted out.*

😡 When people invite me over for dinner (or something that involves food and the preparation of it) and when I get there, not only have they not even started cooking, they still need to go to the store to buy food! Though I am fond of you, I do not want to go to the grocery store with you. You should have done that before I arrived. This is rude and disrespectful of my time! Note: if you have warned me ahead of time, this is fine. *

* I think between this one and the previous one, it can be boiled down to “when someone doesn’t give me all of the information I need to make an informed decision regarding going out instead of staying home.” When I am surprised with something I am not expecting, it makes me want to hide in the bathroom and cry.

😡 When someone causes a scene in public. I don’t mean the punching Nazis sort of scene, and I don’t mean the sort where you stand up for someone being bullied, or when you call out someone for racist comments. Those aren’t “scenes.” Those are instances of being a good citizen and a decent human. I mean scenes like relationship dramas, or fraught public meltdowns. I don’t want to see this. It embarrasses me so much I want to die–even if I have never seen you before in my life–and this embarrassment, in turn, enrages me. Lose your shit in the privacy of your own home.

😡 Noise of any sort–but particularly obnoxious radio personalities, and people trying to hold conversations with me–early in the morning. It’s not that I am grumpy, or that I am not a morning person. I love mornings. And I believe they should be for silence and solitude. It should be noted that people trying to hold conversations with me after 9am also make me mad.

7 Comments on Things That Make Me Irrationally Angry

  1. Rommy
    July 27, 2020 at 11:43 am (4 months ago)

    – When I spend a lot of time on wash day getting my curls just right and there’s one that dries at a weird-ass angle and no matter what you do will not stay put.

    -When you just listened to a really good run of music on Spotify/ Youtube/ the radio and the first commercial that comes on is by a politician you loathe and now his stupid voice is in your head instead of the awesome song that played before.

    – Finding I only have enough tea left to make a small cup when what I really wanted was a big cup.

    I’m 100% with you on the Instagram thing. ARGH!

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  2. Mathyld Pyramids
    July 27, 2020 at 4:02 pm (4 months ago)

    I agree to so many of these, as always 🦇
    Concerning the IG one, at least they followed you! I hate it when I get 50 notifications and it’s just one weirdo that liked 50 posts and *didn’t* follow me. Rude!

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  3. onyx
    July 27, 2020 at 6:20 pm (4 months ago)

    Lol, I’m the weirdo that likes wet concrete smell. But I’m 100% with you on the sandwich thing, especially if I wind up wearing the contents as a result.

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  4. ericka eckles
    July 28, 2020 at 5:04 am (4 months ago)

    Sitting here with a soaked shirt and lap section of my jeans after washing up so yes yes yes to number three…also worrying I am that weird instagram person as I always like a heap of posts before following an account.

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    • S. Elizabeth
      July 28, 2020 at 10:46 am (4 months ago)

      Hee hee, what I think I meant are the weirdos like….oh, say… @musclebros4U or something like that…I mean, why is this person even looking at my stuff!?

      Alternately, there is one I forgot to mention and it’s so confounding! When someone follows and unfollows you over and over and over again! There’s one person in particular who does this, and it’s just freaking creepy.

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  5. Christine
    August 25, 2020 at 10:19 pm (3 months ago)

    I can understand all of these. The last one that is the bane of my existence. I need my quiet time, something many folks don’t seem to understand.

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